In exchange for your immortal soul.

Dear God No.

Please do not let Heidi and Spencer get their own reality show. The fact that I am pleading these here where no one pays attention is completely beside the point. These two are famous because they are idiots, not because they do anything great. Do not let ignorant TV producers try to cash in on them because there’s nothing to cash in on. Nobody likes them. People don’t buy magazines with them on the cover. There is no need to throw more money at them because no one will watch the program. This news that they are shopping a reality program makes me relieved that I don’t have a cable box anymore and watch all my shows online. Yikes.